Russoville Prayer

Our Don, who is at the Strib

Russo be thy name

Thy stories be read

Thy blogs be posted

On ice as it is in our heads

Give us this day our daily posting

And forgive us our majors

As we forgive those who major against us

And lead us not into misconducts

But deliver us from the box

For thine is the analysis

And the scoop and the story

For ever and ever

Amen.