Blackhearts

The refugees residing at the GTRCMBSHP have assembled a team of "All Star Assholes" - players who have a history of being little shits. Primarily repeat offenders and players with an incident so egregious that it was talked about on "The View"

Players are eligible if they have played since the lockout (at least one game in the last five seasons)

Forwards: 

Sean Avery - For being Sean Fucking Avery

Chris Simon - Repeat offender and leg stomper

Todd Bertuzzi - For nearly crippling Steve Moore

Matt Cooke - Repeat Offender

Steve Ott - Headshots and knee to knee hits.

Jarkko Ruutu - Repeat offender and biter

Darcy Tucker - Repeat offender, general psycho

Brad May - Repeat offender, puncher-in-the-back-of-the-header

Alexandre Burrows - Spearing and fighting midgets

Alex Ovechkin - Notorious for knee-knee hits

Claude Lemieux - Biter, checker-from-behinder, repeat offender

Scott Hartnell - Head hunter and glove thrower

Dan Carcillo - Sucker-puncher and general asshole

Ian Laperriere - Dick

Defense: 

Ed Jovanovski - Multiple head shots this season

Chris Pronger - Repeat offender and leg stomper

Dion Phaneuf - For the hit on Kopitar

Scott Niedermayer - Stick to the head

Randy Jones - For taking out Patrice Bergeron

Jack Johnson - Leaves feet, head hunter

Matthias Ohlund - Thinks he's Paul Bunyan

Goalies: 

Ray Emery - For being insane

Manny Fernandez - For being insane

Ed Belfour - For the infamous "Groin Check"

Coach: 

Randy Carlyle

General Management Triumvirate: 

Colin Campbell - For being a complete waste of oxygen

Brian Burke - For signing or trading for a lot of these assholes

Bobby Clarke - For being Bobby Clarke